Chat-up lines

Tens of thousands of punters swarming about, most of them mashed. Surely one of them will fall for one of these spectacularly bad festival pick-up lines? You can but hope.

1. Hi! I like your outfit but it will look much better on the floor of my tent in the morning.
   
2. I guess you'd regret it in the morning if we slept together. So how about we sleep together this afternoon?
   
3. Do you have a map of the festival site? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
   
4. I've got exclusive backstage passes. So do you wanna shag?
   
5. I've just arrived here - could you give me directions to your tent?
   
6. Were you busted by the police earlier? Because you have got FINE written all over you!
   
7. Do you want to help me with my performance in the main tent?
   
8. Fancy a pint? Or do you just want the money?
   
9. Who are you mainly here to see? I'm just here to see you.
   
10. How do I get a weekend pass to your pants?

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